Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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