Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Randomize
