R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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