Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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