Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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