just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
being pregnant is like rehab
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Holy sore nipples Batman
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Randomize