You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize
