I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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