i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Randomize
