so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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