it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
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