if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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