Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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