She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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