Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Too much gin, very little bucket
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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