threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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