That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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