i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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