just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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