How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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