I'm lost and stupid without you.
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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