doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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