I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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