Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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