:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Randomize
