I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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