turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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