Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
