I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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