I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
there was a trapeze. enough said
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
I know her cup size but not her name....
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
Randomize
