if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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