So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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