that's an acceptable place to lick
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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