some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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