Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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