at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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