it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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