I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I woke up to pee last night, got out of bed and proceeded to stand there because I had no idea where I was. Then, I heard my sexy as fuck personal trainers voice. Well-played blacked out me.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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