We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Dear god my vagina.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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