Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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