she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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