But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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