i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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