I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I love you. Go after that dick
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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