You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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