How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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