I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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