its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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