My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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