So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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