You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
