I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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