Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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