They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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