I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
