just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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