doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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