Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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