so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
soo... how was my night?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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