where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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