let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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