Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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